| Who's got your back? Mick Foley does. |
[Nov. 21st, 2009|12:01 pm] |
And he'll bring the pain.
And to Peter Vadala, just so we're clear:
God doesn't hate gay people, God loves EVERYONE.
YOU hate gay people.
I'm just sayin'.
Gay for the lord,
GCM |
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| I'm done. D. O. N. E. |
[Oct. 4th, 2009|09:50 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Work | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  depressed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | "Pussy" - Rammstein | ] |
Not that I post like I should, but I would like to formally announce that I am absolutely done with politics. Fuck, I'm done with the U.S.A., politically speaking. I can't take it anymore. I'll have a heart attack before 40 at this rate.
Health care defeat wasn't the tipping point. It took me there, but the thing that did it was abstinence only sex education. It got more money.
I just can't fucking believe it.
I was devising plans on telling people to shut the fuck up when they started talking about politics, but after some thought, that list would include the wonderful people that I communicate with through this blog (all 6 of you), and I love you people way too much to be that mean.
The plan also involved telling republicans to "please shut the fuck up or I'm going to take this pen and try to get to your brain through your fucking eye", but I do have republican friends that I love too much to be that much of a dick.
The huge irony in all of this is that I'm technically the Campaign Manager of a friend who is running for a County Commissioner seat in his district, and on the slim chance that he wins, I would be his assistant and thus starting a political career of some kind.
Which would be really weird because as of now, I am politically dead inside.
So this is my last political post. Unless my friend wins. Then there will be a post or two about a strange new road in my life. But that would be about it because the politics involved are his, not mine.
Which makes things easier to some respect, I guess.
I'll still vote and do things on a civic level because I do believe in the responsibility of citizenship and I'll never stop loving my country (no matter what). I just think that I'll be voting for either Bugs Bunny or Dave Mustaine for the rest of my life.
Or deFrog. He'll definitely get my vote.
Done,
GCM
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| Whan I want hot teen p***y, I go to the library.... |
[Sep. 28th, 2009|01:43 am] |
It being Banned Books Week, and riffing off of deFrog's post, I had to dig up an email I sent out in 2002:
(the following email was in response to this article in Wired Magazine, please read or the email won't make a lick of sense......no pun intended)
"I've spent the last five minutes laughing my ass off
at work declaring, "yesssss!!!!", and "you fucking GO
girl!", causing my boss and fellow co-workers to go
"will you please shut up?".
the particular line being:
Replied Morgan, with no sign of a blush: "Different
ways of having sex. The hot teen pussy one. We have
books on lesbian sex that might be similar... We do
have books that show sex acts similar to that."
Candace Morgan is a 59 year old librarian?!?!?!?!?!?!
She's my fucking IDOL. She has more 'cahones' than
all the Reblicans jerking off to cluster bombs killing
sand niggers(tm) and their children COMBINED. I am
currently building a shrine in my basement to her
honor. Not to mention that the next time I plan a
masturbation marathon, I'm trekking to Fort Vancouver,
WA. Hell yeah.
In fact, when I get there, I'm getting a cell phone,
make sure that I get a computer that's fairly
secluded, log on, start masturbating, call the Justice
Department and declare:
"This place is FUCKING GREAT. This is what the U.S.A.
is fucking about!!!"
Then I'll go into my butchered rendition of the Star
Spangled Banner.
"Wait..wait...hold on....ok....Candace Morgan has told
me to tell you to go fuck yourself you fucking enemies
of liberty!! Hey, when can I get a peek at your black
binder because I hear that what I'm jerking off to
right now is a little weak compared to the PRIMO shit
you guys have....hey, can you guys forward me to the
Supreme Court? I have a whole list of people to tell
to go fuck themselves...."
Now, I'm not for exposing kids to porn. I think they
should at least wait until they're 8 or 9 before they
start sullying their minds with filth."
Back in April of this year, Judith F. Krug passed away in Evanston, IL. She was a librarian that fought against censorship and banning of books. Her quote:
``My personal proclivities have nothing to do with how I react as a librarian,'' Mrs. Krug said in an interview with The New York Times in 1972. ``Library service in this country should be based on the concept of intellectual freedom, of providing all pertinent information so a reader can make decisions for himself.''
So, for Banned Book Week, I'd like to say to Candace Morgan and Judith Krug (RIP), you are my fucking idols. Keep fightin' the good fight.
Fuck Censorship,
GCM
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| So what's the problem? |
[Sep. 20th, 2009|10:29 am] |
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I'm quite the Rammstein fan. And I would like to nominate their next video for the best video ever made category.
OK, I'm spoiling the video for you. Out of safety. It's NSFW. Really NSFW. It turns into a porn. Seriously.
http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein/
Too small,
GCM |
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| Ninjas vs Pirates |
[Sep. 20th, 2009|10:17 am] |
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I'm a day late with being/talking like a pirate (was working all day).
This was done by a fellow SIU alum, SPC-TVer. Some of you know him, some not. He's a very good friend of mine and a hilarious fellow.
He's trying to get a ninja movie made, and this is part of his viral campaign. Enjoy.
Ninjas > Pirates,
GCM
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| We need a specialist... |
[Sep. 14th, 2009|03:42 am] |
Just some more fodder for the we-need-healthcare-reform crowd:
 Medical Denials Specialist
Accountemps is currently seeking a Hospital Billing Clerk in the Health Care industry in the Woodland Park area. The primary responsibility for this Medical Denials Specialist will be to assist with insurance/3rd party billing in a high volume, fast paced environment. This position has the opportunity to go full time, offers wonderful benefits, and has the potential for growth.
All applicants applying for U.S. job openings must be authorized to work in the United States. All applicants applying for Canadian job openings must be authorized to work in Canada. |
Additional Information
| Location: | WOODLAND PARK, CO
| | Job ID: | 00600-109847
| | Experience: | This Medical Denials Specialist position requires three plus years of hospital billing experience, including ICD9/CPT codes and medicare/medicaid billing and fast and accurate data entry skills. Prior background working in a hospital is preferred.
| | Unit: | Accountemps
| | Contact Information: | Click here to apply.
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Don't know if it's a hoax or not......I'm really hoping it's a hoax...
Deny me,
GCM
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| liberals need more lions - part 2 |
[Aug. 26th, 2009|12:07 pm] |
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| |  cranky | ] |
Dear Democrats,
Ted Kennedy spent the last 40 years fighting for health care. He didn't take crap from anyone on the right. He didn't curl up into a little ball and start crying when a republican raised his voice to make a point.
The only reason he wasn't at the front yelling back at nay sayers was because he had a tumor and it killed him.
If you can not organize and rename the health care bill the Ted Kennedy bill and get either single-payer or a public option passed, the do us all a favor and just get the fuck out of politics right now. Give up and give the country back to the right wing (I mean, fuck, they're running things as it is and they're IN THE FUCKING MINORITY), resign, and call every single person that voted for you in the past twenty years and apologize for being weak, spineless and a waste of everyone's fucking time and go back to sucking corporate cock or whatever the fuck you do in your free time.
So man the fuck up and get a spine or just get the fuck out now.
Love,
GCM |
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| liberals need more lions... |
[Aug. 26th, 2009|11:59 am] |
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Today on CNN and MSNBC, wall to wall coverage of Ted Kennedy.
On Fox News and right wing radio, Chappaquiddick jokes.
You stay classy right wing. |
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| Keep your government out of my medicare!!! |
[Aug. 17th, 2009|01:02 am] |
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| | angry | ] |
Well, I......hmmm......I......er....
I don't have anything good, constructive, or intelligent to add to the healthcare debate other than.....hmmmm.....
Ok, I honestly did not think that the Democrats would be spineless or stupid enough to lose the Healthcare battle. Again.
Obama, who in the fuck taught you how to politic? Honestly? STOP REACHING ACROSS THE FUCKING AISLE. THEY HATE YOU AND ALWAYS WILL. DID YOU SLEEP DURING THE CLINTON YEARS??
Well, so much for health care. Have fun dying everyone.
Oh, and to the guy who showed up at the town hall meeting to disrupt things by yelling and screaming (like the Republicans strategists told you to), and got pushed around and hurt your leg, only to find out that you didn't have health insurance and couldn't get treatment (oh, the irony!). I hope you have a fucking limp for the rest of your pathetic life.
Change, hope, what the fuck ever,
GCM |
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| That tent sure looks small... |
[Jul. 1st, 2009|11:06 pm] |
I was at Heritage Fest, which is the local yearly "bring out the Carnies and dangerous rides and local and somewhat washed up bands" event. Someone was looking for the Republican Headquarters to register for a marching band or something.
I pointed and said, "It's the small tent down a ways with three people left in it." |
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| Shep was my favorite stooge.....wait...that's Shemp...never mind... |
[Apr. 24th, 2009|05:08 am] |
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| | Work | ] |
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| | angry | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Shep hitting the table | ] |
I've had a soft spot in my heart for Shepard Smith for a while now. It started when I saw him take Hannity to task back in the 2000 election. How he still has a job at Fox and why nobody at Fox will mess with him is beyond me. I wonder if people are afraid that he'll crush their windpipe if they get lippy with them.
Ok, that's just my personal fantasy. It's one where he reaches over and punches O'Reilly in the throat and screams "I'M A FUCKING JOURNALIST YOU FUCKING HACK!!" while O'Reilly gasps for air.
Below is another example while I have a soft spot for Shep:
I'm trying not to mince words here, but for all you people out there who are justifying the "Enhanced Interrogation Techniques" for one reason or another, you are all despicable motherfuckers who deserve to be waterboarded.
I got that drowning feeling,
GCM |
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| Writer's Block: Theme Song |
[Apr. 19th, 2009|09:09 pm] |
I swear I'm taking this seriously. It's really difficult because there's a whole list of songs that I would want to choose....but I keep coming back to this song.
Why this song? I'm not completely sure.....but I will says these things:
I wished I lived in their universe.
I absolutely love satire. I live for it. Satire was taught to me by Schultz, Trudeau, and ultimately, Breathed.
So that means, I'm a Boinger.
with my psychoanalyst,
GCM |
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| Erin Go Bragh.... |
[Mar. 18th, 2009|12:44 am] |
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| |  tired | ] |
One of the main reasons why I must visit Ireland before I die:
My Dad went to Ireland a few years ago. He brought me back a Guiness shirt. I thought it was cool, I wore it out.
My favorite scene of Ireland through his eyes is when he goes to a local pub. My dad isn't a big drinker and didn't want to overdo it at all. So he's standing at the counter and tells female bartender that he'll have a half-pint.
The bartender looks at him and says, "A Half-Pint? It's not worth pourin' then."
I HAVE to see Ireland before I die. |
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| Mmmmmm......Doughnuts..... |
[Mar. 5th, 2009|07:40 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Work, where else? | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The low hum of florescent death... | ] |
The spelling is different....the message is the same...
I can't stop laughing at this.
Mmmmmmmm,
GCM |
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| comedianne John Bolton |
[Feb. 27th, 2009|10:28 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Chicago | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | annoyed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Rammstein - "Du Hast" | ] |
Being a Chicagoan (well, ok, a wannabe Chicagoan), I have a somewhat knee-jerk reaction to the fact that John Bolton and conservatives at the CPAC conference (Conservative Political Action Committee) thinks it would be HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS if Chicago got wiped off the map by evile brown people nukes.
So, I personally invite Mr. Bolton and other conservative to Chicago so I can show you the sights. We have some cool things and sights here in Chi-Town, the city of Big Shoulders. Then I'll take you into the alley and beat the living fuck out of you and your stupid, out-dated, dead conservative "values" and your wonderful sense of humor with a baseball bat. 'Cause that's how we roll.
We call it, "The Chicago Way".
Please let Piyush "Bobby" "Anchorbaby" Jindal and Sarah Palin run for the Oval Office in 2012. They're the best thing you got goin' right now.
Windy,
GCM
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| KSHE 95 |
[Feb. 26th, 2009|04:20 pm] |
For the record, KSHE taught me about rock when I was really young. I just had to post this.
If it's too loud, you're too old,
GCM |
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| Happy Thanksgiving! |
[Nov. 26th, 2008|07:19 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Chicago | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | tired | ] |
| [ | music |
| | George Baker - "Little Green Bag" | ] |
In keeping up with the Thanksgiving Spirit, I give you Govenor Palin. Sorry about the booty music, but it was the only uncensored clip I could find.
Govenor Palin just got done pardoning a turkey for the media. And then got interviewed. And then forgot where she was standing. Or didn't give a fuck, who knows.
Yes that is a blood trough.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Stay safe.
Stuffed,
GCM |
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| Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is dead.... |
[Nov. 8th, 2008|04:12 am] |
Has anyone else noticed that it is a little strange that with the election of Mr. Obama, that the rest of the planet celebrated like it was the end of "Return of the Jedi"?
The new one, not the original:
Please correct me if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure that in past elections, NON-Americans all over the planet did not dance in the streets with glee when American presidents got elected.
You think the G.O.P. noticed? Do you think it's another wake up call for them, or do you think they'll stick to the "We're America, FUCK YOU!" party line? I mean, since it's worked out so well for them and all...
There's been plenty of Darth Vader/George Bush jokes over the past eight years, but it's surreal that the planet is celebrating the death of Darth Vader.
America is chic again.
America is the New Black,
GCM
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